El Greco
Fused misery with brilliance and is credited with saying, "I suffer for my art and despise the witless moneyed scoundrels who praise it".
El Greco
Fused misery with brilliance and is credited with saying, "I suffer for my art and despise the witless moneyed scoundrels who praise it".
John Denver
For his Colorado soundtracks and, like many great musicians; dying in a plane crash.
Scrub Daddy
For underscoring futility in the kitchen and compounding trivial spend.
Little Enos Burdette
For his fashionable western wear wedding attire.
Porter Maberry
At 5'5" fulfilling many a boy's childhood fantasy that you don't have to be tall to be able to successfully dunk a basketball into a men's regulation size basketball hoop.
Hennessy Workout Man
Pumping iron at a billing rate of one hundred bucks for five minute to quench his Hennessy thirst.
Joseph Bucci
Of the "Big Pizza" Bucci's for providing nutrition to kids, high people, and divorced fathers since 1950.
Dale Gribble
Under no circumstances; no matter how much I plead or beg you...
Mike Diehl
World’s second strongest disabled man and master of the one arm getup lift.
David Keaggy
For integrating the Farmers Walk to push his body to the limits at age 97.
"The Girls" and Anna
For demonstrating lat spreaders on the beach at Cape Cod.
Fred of Frank's BBQ
For his smokin’ oak BBQ in honor of father Frank.
ChatGPT
Inducted into the IronJungle Hall of Fame as an industry expert. With unrivaled intelligence and groundbreaking innovation, it has redefined conversational AI. Congratulations on this remarkable achievement!
Dr. Grace Butler Chisolm
Highly educated, trailblazing mother figure and everything.
Clutch Cargo
"Clutch", with his pal Spinner and Paddlefoot, for getting things done under pressure.
John Dutton
To deal with life's pain.... Sniff it out [and chew your tongue].
Louie Parker
For harnessing the power of the internet to it's fullest potential and taking wooden pallet technology farther than ever dreamed possible.
Tom the Mailman
First name: Tom
Middle name: the
Last name: Mailman
32 years of friendly service.
Yogi Berra (1925-2015)
For his career advice; “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”.
John Winger
As played by Bill Murray in Stripes, for his quote “and then depression set in” after losing his job.
Henry Martyn Robert (1837 - 1923)
For creating Robert's Rules of Order as a way to slow down the progress of mundane and meaningless decision making.
Brian J.
Pointe in Time. Shipping. Shoe drinking. Froggy works. Brian Ferry. The Roost. Double jointed occasional drinking tattooed football fan. Gambler. Does not use contractions. Formal first name user.Alex Volkanovski
For chuggin' champagne out of shoe at a Raiders game.
Melvin Van Peebles (1932-2021)
Breakthrough film maker who had "cool, baby; and that's enough".
John K.
For his out loud readings of Stuart McRobert’s Brawn as an attempt to impress the ladies and angle for an IronJungle.Com take over.
Phil Hartzell
Enhanced his Mississippi farm with an old school hard core gym made of wood and cinder blocks.
Antti of Finland
Total failure in achieving "Most Dedicated Athlete in the Organization" status during his career climb which started as a young neophyte doing early morning swim workouts in hotel pools.
Leon Spinks (1953 - 2021)
Heavyweight champion with a characteristic gap-toothed grin.
Dan Webster
When it comes to words, he was indubitably the definition of success (which is the state or condition of being successful).
Alex Trebek (1940-2020)
"People we're going to miss" for $2000.
Bill Walsh
Mastermind of the famed West Coast offense and witness to the most dedicated athlete in the organization.
Bill Belichick
The film watching, press conference 'real deal' version.