November 2015 [Rock Lobster ]

Rock Lobster 
Thirty days hath September, 
April, June, and November. 
All the rest have 31, including November.

October 2015 [Lavon Parrish]

Lavon Parrish
Fought through carbuncle injuries to prove that one man's garbage is another man's fortune.

September 2015 [Jeff Bezos]

Jeff Bezos
For rapid cane deployment to an aging IronJungle member.

August 2015 [The Gimp]

The Gimp
Celebrity guest welcome at all Leather Bar celebrations. 

July 2015 [Brian Rainone]

Brian Rainone
Childhood friend of Big Mike that, at age 5, celebrated his brother catching a fish by doing a lat spreader.

June 2015 [Roger the Alpha Male Red Roo]

Roger the Alpha Male Red Roo
Shown here doing a classic lat spreader, Roger has a strict workout routine and a diet that may (or may not) consist of steroids whilst living in the Alice Springs Kangaroo Rescue.

May 2015 [John Boyd Dunlop]

John Boyd Dunlop
Pioneered inflatable rubber bladder technology that ultimately led to a dramatic Super Bowl record of four loses and four wins for the New England Patriots.

April 2015 [J.B. Smoove]

J.B. Smoove
For putting on a comic sheen.

February 2015 [Steve Harvey]

Steve Harvey
For his constant attempt at imitating Richard Pryor while pointing out different perspectives. 

January 2015 [Forrest Gump]

Forrest Gump
For, despite being a simpleton, mastering his job quickly and rising to stardom.

December 2014 [Paul Remos]

Paul Remos
Circa 1950 circus strongman that could feed a giraffe by lifting a small boy.