November 2018 [Evan Esar]

Evan Esar
For correctly stating that public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute idea with a two hour vocabulary; and everything.

October 2018 [The American Mr. Fix]

The American Mr. Fix
For banging out pull-ups off the overhead bin on a scheduled commercial flight from Phoenix to Boston while loaded.

September 2018 [Sadahari O.]

Sadahari O.
Also known as the "Japanese Pete Rose" for sliding head first into second base whilst wearing a business suit.

August 2018 [Peter Criss]

Peter Criss
For losing his mind in Detroit; the Rock City.

July 2018 [Man of the Hole]

Man of the Hole
The loneliest (and happiest) man on Earth.

June 2018 [Samuel Morse (1791-1872)]

Samuel Morse (1791-1872)
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May 2018 [Grant Thornton]

Grant Thornton
For cutting through the BS Bingo.

April 2018 [Coach Belichick]

Coach Belichick
For never being happy, even when everything is amazing.

March 2018 [Mikhail Shivlyakov]

Mikhail Shivlyakov
For his to the limit nose bleed deadlift effort in the Arnold Classic.

February 2018 [Maame Biney]

Maame Biney

American Olympic speed skater that won our hearts with her emotional interviews. 

January 2018 [Foghorn Leghorn]

Foghorn Leghorn
Modeled after the Rhode Island Red Rooster.

December 2017 [Guglielmo Marconi (1874-1937)]

Guglielmo Marconi (1874-1937)
The first unlicensed ham radio operator.