November 2014 [Moustafa Ismail]

Moustafa Ismail
Per Guinness has the World's largest bicep (not torn at the elbow). 
We think they are 'fake'. 

October 2014 [Jerry Springer]

Jerry Springer
Talk show host that interviewed fathers of daughters with interesting restaurant jobs whilst raining. 

September 2014 [Matthew Broderick]

Matthew Broderick
War Games role of gazing at a large computer screen in amazement as flying stuff was being tracked and plotted.

August 2014 [Wally]

Wally
For keeping his wheel in a nice comfortable rut.

July 2014 [Walter Matthau]

Walter Matthau 
For managing a bunch for C+ players.

June 2014 [Andrew Chifari]

Andrew Chifari
Super Rainmaker Player that got a $54.75 coffee at Starbucks for free using his loyalty program points.

May 2014 [Jack Zorn]

Jack Zorn
Who fancied himself a country peddler.

April 2014 [Cameron]

Cameron
For being married with kids.

March 2014 [Phillip Vogel]

Phillip Vogel
For surviving a fecal contaminated intravenous (IV) drip murder attempt from his ex-nurse wife.

February 2014 [Javier]

Javier
The official greeter with the funny hat that welcomes people to a fresh cup of coffee at the Starbucks on 10805 Louetta Road.

January 2014 [Phil Collins]

Phil Collins

He doesn't care anymore.

December 2013 [El Camino]

El Camino
Next generation big bench; because the future is in the hands of our youth.