Swamp Thing
For motivating all story tellers to change their skills and be aware that the listener may be in the swamp during your tale.
Tuesday, December 10, 2024
November 2024 [Swamp Thing]
Thursday, October 31, 2024
October 2024 [El Greco]
El Greco
Fused misery with brilliance and is credited with saying, "I suffer for my art and despise the witless moneyed scoundrels who praise it".
Wednesday, October 2, 2024
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
August 2024 [John Denver]
John Denver
For his Colorado soundtracks and, like many great musicians; dying in a plane crash.
Sunday, August 4, 2024
Monday, July 1, 2024
June 2024 [Scrub Daddy]
Scrub Daddy
For underscoring futility in the kitchen and compounding trivial spend.
Saturday, June 1, 2024
May 2024 [Little Enos Burdette]
Little Enos Burdette
For his fashionable western wear wedding attire.
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Monday, April 1, 2024
March 2024 [Porter Maberry]
Porter Maberry
At 5'5" fulfilling many a boy's childhood fantasy that you don't have to be tall to be able to successfully dunk a basketball into a men's regulation size basketball hoop.
Monday, March 4, 2024
February 2024 [Hennessy Workout Man]
Hennessy Workout Man
Pumping iron at a billing rate of one hundred bucks for five minute to quench his Hennessy thirst.
Saturday, February 3, 2024
January 2024 [Joseph Bucci]
Joseph Bucci
Of the "Big Pizza" Bucci's for providing nutrition to kids, high people, and divorced fathers since 1950.
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
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