November 2018

Evan Esar
For correctly stating that public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute idea with a two hour vocabulary; and everything.

October 2018

The American Mr. Fix
For banging out pull-ups off the overhead bin on a scheduled commercial flight from Phoenix to Boston while loaded.

September 2018

Sadahari O.
Also known as the "Japanese Pete Rose" for sliding head first into second base whilst wearing a business suit.

August 2018

Peter Criss
For losing his mind in Detroit; the Rock City.

July 2018

Man of the Hole
The loneliest (and happiest) man on Earth.

June 2018

Samuel Morse (1791-1872)
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May 2018

Grant Thornton
For cutting through the BS Bingo.

April 2018

Coach Belichick
For never being happy, even when everything is amazing.

March 2018

Mikhail Shivlyakov
For his to the limit nose bleed deadlift effort in the Arnold Classic.

February 2018

Maame Biney

American Olympic speed skater that won our hearts with her emotional interviews. 

January 2018

Foghorn Leghorn
Modeled after the Rhode Island Red Rooster.

December 2017

Guglielmo Marconi (1874-1937)
The first unlicensed ham radio operator.