November 2014

Moustafa Ismail
Per Guinness has the World's largest bicep (not torn at the elbow). 
We think they are 'fake'. 

October 2014

Jerry Springer
Talk show host that interviewed fathers of daughters with interesting restaurant jobs whilst raining. 

September 2014

Matthew Broderick
War Games role of gazing at a large computer screen in amazement as flying stuff was being tracked and plotted.

August 2014

Wally
For keeping his wheel in a nice comfortable rut.

July 2014

Walter Matthau 
For managing a bunch for C+ players.

June 2014

Andrew Chifari
Super Rainmaker Player that got a $54.75 coffee at Starbucks for free using his loyalty program points.

May 2014

Jack Zorn
Who fancied himself a country peddler.

April 2014

Cameron
For being married with kids.

March 2014

Phillip Vogel
For surviving a fecal contaminated intravenous (IV) drip murder attempt from his ex-nurse wife.

February 2014

Javier
The official greeter with the funny hat that welcomes people to a fresh cup of coffee at the Starbucks on 10805 Louetta Road.

January 2014

Phil Collins

He doesn't care anymore.

December 2013

El Camino
Next generation big bench; because the future is in the hands of our youth.