Thursday, December 3, 2015

November 2015

Rock Lobster 
Thirty days hath September, 
April, June, and November. 
All the rest have 31, including November.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

October 2015

Lamar Parrish
Fought through carbuncle injuries to prove that one man's garbage is another man's fortune.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

September 2015

Jeff Bezos
For rapid cane deployment to an aging IronJungle member.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

August 2015

The Gimp
Celebrity guest welcome at all Leather Bar celebrations. 

Saturday, August 1, 2015

July 2015

Brian Rainone
Childhood friend of Big Mike that, at age 5, celebrated his brother catching a fish by doing a lat spreader.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

June 2015

Roger the Alpha Male Red Roo
Shown here doing a classic lat spreader, Roger has a strict workout routine and a diet that may (or may not) consist of steroids whilst living in the Alice Springs Kangaroo Rescue.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

May 2015

John Boyd Dunlop
Pioneered inflatable rubber bladder technology that ultimately led to a dramatic Super Bowl record of four loses and four wins for the New England Patriots.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

April 2015

J.B. Smoove
For putting on a comic sheen.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

February 2015

Steve Harvey
For his constant attempt at imitating Richard Pryor while pointing out different perspectives. 

Sunday, February 8, 2015

January 2015

Forrest Gump
For, despite being a simpleton, mastering his job quickly and rising to stardom.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

December 2014

Paul Remos
Circa 1950 circus strongman that could feed a giraffe by lifting a small boy.